Kirtyhoo

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/10/closet.body.ap/index.html

After reading this story, I’m running home and cleaning out my underwear drawer. Not because I’m hiding a dead body. But in the unfortunate event that I should choke on an olive pit and keel over, the last thing I need is my mother helping Wes to clear out my things and finding that horrible pair of neon pink underwear with the rhinestones – and knowing that I had sex.