Blind sex on my computer
For the past two days, I’ve been interrogating my family – convinced that someone has been looking at porn on my notebook. You see, I was sitting at work on Monday and started typing in bliptv.com in my web browser. And blindsexpress comes up. BLIND SEX. OMG, one of my kids has been looking at porn. It’s gotta be Kelsey. She borrowed my computer last night so that she could MySpace in front of the TV and while I thought she was posting comments on her BFF’s page – she was looking at nasties.
Eeeew. Blind Sex. How’d she even get this url? And what the hell is on this site – people having sex with ugly people only they don’t know they’re having sex with ugly people because their blind?
Well, after two agonizing days of questioning everyone but the dog and everyone including the dog looking at me like I had two heads, I finally found the courage to check out this porn site.
And, come to find out. I WAS THE GUILTY PARTY. See for yourself.
http://www.blindsexpress.com/ProductDetail.do?id=2335&width=34&widthFrac=0&height=77&heightFrac=0
Ok, I farted
So there I was, getting the tour of my new neighbor’s recent home renovations when somewhere between the relaxing guestroom and the painting studio, my butt decided to give a shout out to the lavender paint. Yes, it was loud. And no, I was standing on carpet so the squeaky shoe trick wouldn’t work. I just keeled over – dead of embarrassment. And when Wes and Kelsey quit making fun of me, they might try to retrieve my body.
Celebrate life!
Three weeks ago (and coincidentally the last time I wrote on this site), we were told that leukemia was widespread in Isaiah’s bone marrow, a septic infection had spread throughout his whole body – and that he had 24 – 48 hours to live. But true to Isaiah’s character, he fought back and yesterday we had the complete honor of celebrating his life and watching him SWIM, EAT HAMBURGERS AND LEAD A MASSIVE AIRSOFT WAR ON HIS FRIENDS!
A good reminder for us all to fight for the important things in our life – time with people that love us no matter the score.
“Life is a struggle against suffering. We shine as human beings when we take on that struggle and triumph over our troubles…” -D. Ikeda
