Kelsey’s been talking about this day for months. And for the past week, it’s been nothing but, “the baby” this and “the baby did that”. Well today, she brought IT home.
IT is affectionately named Carlos after his namesake on The Hangover. 
Carlos is one of those babies that give teenagers a glimpse of the Secret Life of an American Teenager without having to get knocked up at band camp. And aside from spending a weekend with her little cousins, this could be the best abstinence experience EVER!
Hour 1: Carlos + Kelsey
Aaah, Friday. Done with school and ready for the weekend. Kelsey and Carlos get home and settle in for the weekend. This baby thing is a piece of cake.
Hour 2: Making Plans for the Weekend
“I think we’re going over to Dylan’s to hang out and maybe go to a movie,” Kelsey says.
“You can’t take that baby into a movie. What if it starts crying?” I ask.
Kelsey replies, “I have a babysitter bracelet. Maybe you and dad could watch Carlos.”
“We charge $10 an hour.” Followed by silence and then Carlos starts crying.
Hour 3: Getting Ready
So there’s Kelsey, in her bathroom getting ready to go out. With one hand, she’s carefully applying eyeliner. With the other, she’s replying to one text after the other. And there’s baby Carlos laying across the sink, bottle in mouth propped up with Kelsey’s toes.
Hour 3.5: Out the door
“Has anyone seen Carlos?” Kelsey
Wes chimes, “I think he’s on the doorstep where you left him.”
OH MY GOSH!!!!! That is waaaaay to funny!